Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes...
If you choose any truth and follow it blindly, it becomes a falsehood, and you, a fanatic.
- THE BEVERLY HILLBUSHIES - Come 'n listen to a story 'bout a man named Jeb; The poor governor could barely keep his Florida red. But then one day he knew just what to do! He'd have Harris scrub the voter rolls of minority fools.
Democrats, that is. Texas pee.
Along came our Civil Rights Commission but who cared. It just didn't matter cause ol' Jeb's a millionaire. The media executives said "get away from there!" So the country still don't get it, and all we can do is swear.
Darnit, that is. Fiddlesticks. Suffering succotash.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to our democracy. Our voters disenfranchised just as much as they could be. Our president's a dimWit; everything he does is wrong, And Jeb and Harris aren't in jail, though that's where they belong.
"Oh dear what can the matter be, dear dear what can the matter be, oh dear what can the matter be, Jeb and harris are not in jail..." Not my fault!
"He promised to fix all our troubles to please us. And then for a laugh, he fixed the polls just to tease us. He promised to buy me a bunch of red tape. To mess up my bonnie blond hair..."