In a rush of purely-investigative, non-biased reporting, CNN, running with the story title "I-Pod Murder," told the tale of a young man who was killed during the robbery of his IPod. They interviewed the parents, who did not blame the IPod. They talked to Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, who did not blame the IPod. They talked his friends, who saw him stabbed, who did not blame the IPod. They asked people on the street, who would not blame the IPod. But they were intent on discussing the tragic events surrounding the IPod, the danger associated with it, and tomorrow, we'll hear a special CNN report on how you can be safe while carrying one.
All I can say is...WTF!
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If you choose any truth and follow it blindly, it becomes a falsehood, and you, a fanatic.
What about the electro-waves getting into your brain? Should I ditch the I-pod and go back to vinyl? But wait, that's Poly Vinyl, ain't it? Won't that kill me 2? Shiite, I'm going back to the old Hawaiian guitar. I think it's much safer and no one wants to kill me to steal it. "Tiny bubbles.."