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I-Pod wil kill you!!!
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In a rush of purely-investigative, non-biased reporting, CNN, running with the story title "I-Pod Murder," told the tale of a young man who was killed during the robbery of his IPod. They interviewed the parents, who did not blame the IPod. They talked to Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, who did not blame the IPod. They talked his friends, who saw him stabbed, who did not blame the IPod. They asked people on the street, who would not blame the IPod. But they were intent on discussing the tragic events surrounding the IPod, the danger associated with it, and tomorrow, we'll hear a special CNN report on how you can be safe while carrying one.


All I can say is...WTF!



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just another example of wasted broadcasting and manufacturing our own terror.

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What about the electro-waves getting into your brain? Should I ditch the I-pod and go back to vinyl? But wait, that's Poly Vinyl, ain't it? Won't that kill me 2? Shiite, I'm going back to the old Hawaiian guitar. I think it's much safer and no one wants to kill me to steal it. "Tiny bubbles.."

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Tiny bubbles
In the wine
Make me feel happy
Make me feel fine

Tiny bubbles
Make me warm all over
With a feelin' that
I'm gonna love you till the end of time

So here's to the golden moon
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To you and me

Tiny bubbles
Make me warm all over
With a feelin' that
I'm gonna love you till the end of time

Hua li'i
I ka waina
Au hau'oli
I ka wa au inu

Hua 'li'i
Wau haawi hoihoi
A i'ini nui i ka wa au
Nana ia oe

Au kuuipo
I nu ho'omahalo ka'ua
I ko ka'ua aloha mau loa






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Anonymous

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How can I get more information on the dangers of I-Pods? Can I write somewhere? W@ould the radio station know?

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Anonymous

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CNN, I would think

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Anonymous

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Ok,thanks. Ill check their.

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Anonymous

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Kill all the I-Pods before they kill you. That's what Grand dad used to always say back on the farm.

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My I-Pod keeps telling me to kill all the radios and televisions. It's starting to really get to me.

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aim is good you can see who isn't out of town

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