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President George Bush gets mental telepathic direction from his right-hand man Karl Rove: "Osama. Saddam. Osama. Saddam. 9/11. We're figthing evil. Karl Rove did not leak classified information to the media."

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"I wish I could sit in First Class..."

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"Bend over just a little more, George, ahhh...... that's it. That's my commander in chief"

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333_the_Semichrist wrote:

"Bend over just a little more, George, ahhh...... that's it. That's my commander in chief"
The least you could have done was pick a new avatar. I recognize this one already!

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"....Just one shot....right behind the ear....put him out like a light....*sigh* "


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Just wanted to revive this one, it has so much potential


September 11, 2001. Chief of Staff Andrew Card whispers the news to President Bush in Sarasota, Florida.


I hate to interrupt a meeting of your peers, Mr. President, but...



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oh i see. bush said thank you auston tx and the chief just explaning its Sarasota fl butt head.

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"Phase One is complete, Lord Bush. Your deciples stand ready for Phase Two."

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"Rumsfeld called, said something about 2 for 2..."



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Ch, ch, ch, ch, Ah, ah, ah, ah



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Phantom wrote:

Ch, ch, ch, ch, Ah, ah, ah, ah


OMG, that is too funny. As I was watching the confirmation hearings on Monday - yes, I really am that lame ... watched 'em on CSpan - I said to my wife, "He looks so reasonable ... but with a hint of serial killer."

Anyway, she disagreed ... but apparently Phantom sees it, too.

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" Shhhhh !! I'm trying to find out where they stashed all those Arms of Mass Destruction!"



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I'm sure Gore or Kerry would have done better right? I wish Bush would go country by country and wipe out all the scum! You people act like we invaded an innocent country...WAKE UP!

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I love when someone wakes up out of their happy slumber, stumbles onto this site (or one like it) and realizes that not everyone thinks GWB spells GOD. There are plenty of Bush worshiping sites, dear appalled ... where everyone wears Nikes and the Kool Aid is the perfect temperature.

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Anonymous wrote:

I'm sure Gore or Kerry would have done better right? I wish Bush would go country by country and wipe out all the scum! You people act like we invaded an innocent country...WAKE UP!
Your caption doesn't make any sense...

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"Invaded an innocent country.."  Your words. Why aren't troops in S.A.?


This person must be a freedom fighter--writing from his laptop and battlefield email account--while others starve, dehyrate and or are shot--including defenseless civilians. Hey Bud, clean that barrel after each shot. If lined up correctly along a trench and if you use a high enough velocity and calibre weapon (308, 50 cal., 20mm), you can kill dozens and only have to clean the barrel once.


Sounds like that "Moral Right" "Manifest Destiny" guy to me.



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A photo showing President George W Bush writing a note during a UN summit.
A photo showing President George W Bush writing a note regarding a bathroom break during a UN summit. Reuters

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A photo showing President George W Bush writing a note regarding a bathroom break during a UN summit. Reuters


I thought the above was a joke ... I shoulda known better.

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Look mom I do know how to write.

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Scott Leffler wrote:

 I thought the above was a joke ... I shoulda known better.

 


The joke is that this is broadcast as news. First the crossword incident at the John Roberts trial--I mean, hearing, and now this. Who cares?



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What should he do just stand up go and take a piss? I'm sure that's what they are supposed to do. It makes sense to me. Are you people gonna bitch about how he eats, sleeps and craps too?

-- Edited by jspeer at 10:57, 2005-09-20

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Oh lighten up JS, it's funny.

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Actually, it looks like a question mark at the end after "bathroom break" so he was undoubtedly asking Rove for permission.

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Not to make light of tragedy, but anyone see this?



That's a real picture, by the way. Not photoshopped.

Looks like Texas is getting a holy screwing, huh?

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