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What I Learned From The Movies
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1. Every phone number in the U.S. starts with 555...


2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


3. When they make bombs, the bombmakers are always kind enough to put an LED display on them to tell you when they're going to go off. (Note: It is physically impossible to disarm a bomb with more than 5 seconds to detonation.)


4. Good guys can easily dodge bullets by rolling and diving.


5. Whenever the good guy is in some war torn part of the world, there is always some little kid in the middle of it who knows the "secret" way to get somewhere, and will happily lead the good guy there.


6. When you turn off a light every thing remains completely visable - just slightly blue

7. Every window in Paris - no, actaually France for that matter as Paris covers all of France - faces onto the Eifle Tower

8. When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.


9. All heterosexual couples buy L-shaped blankets that come up to armpit level for the woman and waist level for the man.


10. You can download a 40GB hard drive to a USB key. And it only takes 30 seconds.



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you forgot that every car driven at night has a never die battery , because when the hapless victims get out of their cars at night , they never turn off the lights , and when ever the car needs to be started and used later in the movie , it always does start .


not to mention the cars can jump over huge distances and land safley without any damage so they can keep going for the rest of the chase scene .


not to mention that some cars must run on C4 as when hit by a bb from a bb gun shot from a mile away they explode as if hit by a meteor .



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