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jspeer


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I think all anonymous posters who bash people need a dick punch...I know some anonymous poster is gonna tell me I deserve one....Yes I do! Who else does? MC, I bet your gonna say GWB? He does...but so does Mike Moore and Bet Midler and Jane Fonda and John Kerry...I need to stop!

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Glenn Aronow.


Did you see that coming? There are more. Give me time, I'll think of them.



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jspeer wrote:

I think all anonymous posters who bash people need a dick punch...I know some anonymous poster is gonna tell me I deserve one....Yes I do! Who else does? MC, I bet your gonna say GWB? He does...but so does Mike Moore and Bet Midler and Jane Fonda and John Kerry...I need to stop!


uncontested master of jokes ;


how do you intend to do that to jane fonda or bette midler or barbara streisand  or hillary clinton or nancy pelosi or cindy sheehan ... ? 


 



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By punching their purses...or is that just the balls that they keep in the purses?

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If you punch Hillary in the purse, Bill will fall over...

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Cindy Sheehan? Dick punch? You ARE such an A$$hole!!!

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mike of the mountain wrote:

how do you intend to do that to jane fonda or bette midler or barbara streisand  or hillary clinton or nancy pelosi or cindy sheehan ... ?   
Out of curiosity, why Jane Fonda or Bette Midler? Streisand needs a nose punch so she'll stop singing, and I think Cindy Sheehan owes a dick punch to Bush and his entire entourage. (Yes, even Condi Rice)

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You come up with the best ideas JS. The biggest problem will be that the list is endless, where do you start? This one is for you JS: ...the list goes on and on my friend...

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Start with the above few posters. dp you all!

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If I was to DP everyone who deserved it I would have arms like Popeye.

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Mindcrime wrote:
mike of the mountain wrote:
how do you intend to do that to jane fonda or bette midler or barbara streisand  or hillary clinton or nancy pelosi or cindy sheehan ... ?   
Out of curiosity, why Jane Fonda or Bette Midler? Streisand needs a nose punch so she'll stop singing, and I think Cindy Sheehan owes a dick punch to Bush and his entire entourage. (Yes, even Condi Rice)


Jane Fonda for her total disrespect for American POW's during Vietnam and Bette Midler for her comments at the Democratic Convention and for just being a bitch.

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I heard about this site.


Is this where I can sign up to get my peepee whacked?



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I'd like to sign up for a dp too.


Do you people have one of those 12-man battering rams?




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shughes wrote:

You come up with the best ideas JS. The biggest problem will be that the list is endless, where do you start? This one is for you JS: ...the list goes on and on my friend...
I remember puff....

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I used to go to Dickies Doughnuts where they were "not hand cut," on Main Street. If you went there and bought I think it was three or four dozen doughnuts, you'd get your dick punched and the next dozen (after you caught your breath) was free.

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whot ever.

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You come up with the best ideas JS.- posted by Shughes

I agree, and to all you people out there that have stolen them to use to your own benefit....you deserve a dick punch! You know who you are....WW and AB with the whole weight loss thing. You're welcome. And you're not the only ones, just the most recent.

See the problem is, he gets so many good ideas for fundraising, marketing, etc...then he tells people because he can't help it. Then they steal it and claim it as their own....time and time again.

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kspeer wrote:
I agree, and to all you people out there that have stolen them to use to your own benefit....you deserve a dick punch! You know who you are....WW and the whole weight loss thing.


Joe invented Weight Watchers?

I'm thinking you deserve some royalties or something.



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kspeer


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Oh, you're funny...seriously, he approached you with the contest idea. You know what I'm talking about.

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I think the entire staff of the Niagara Gazette needs a series of dickpunches.


And on that note, here's a monkey washing a cat.





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And now a word from our sponsor--



Copyright - 2001-2005 L.Ricciuti (Composite)



-- Edited by NuclearLou at 05:34, 2005-11-29

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So it's 'Safe', yet contains toxic and explosive chemicals? Sounds like Niagara County in a box!


Yep, they get a dickpunch.



-- Edited by Mindcrime at 07:46, 2005-11-29

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Lou,

That ROCKS!!! Who made it? Is it CG or painted like that?

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MC--Niagara-County-in-a-box! LOL !!


THANKS Scott--Empty and bought on eBay. Only slightly cg. :*)



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Hey JS: What do you think of posters who recommend DPs and then sign their name?


I NOMINATE Mike of the Mountain for his most recent post about the "French" here, also for his continuous disruptive commentary at the Niagara Gazette blog site. Sad part is, exactly 14 minutes after making an important post about schools, the post was followed over to the Gazette and comments were left. He should also be nominated for a DP because of his association with someone with an obvious agenda over at those threads.


For all he says about protecting local kids, and because he and his cousin live out of the area--continuing to act in disrespectful ways to residents that currently are faced with this local environmental health dilemma and disrespectful of any past memory that these people may hold dear, and, for all that has been done to derail any meaningful efforts in this regard,


I NOMINATE MIKE Webb of the Mountain for the Officially Sanctioned First Ever, 2005 DP and this year's Top Wiener Award.


Sorry MoM, but I can think of no poster more deserving than you for going back on things you've previously said you supported and were concerned for, and for the mindless attacks and abusive commentary on the new Gazette blog site directed at me and a stranger that supports the true efforts at remedy.  According to the awards panel,it was a close tie between you and one other of Scott's posters--any ideas?


No matter how high and mighty you may think you are Mike, your statements and actions have been deplorable and I am not afraid to sign this with my name. Give it a break MOM.


 


NuclearLou R.


Please see Niagara Gazette blog forum: "BET You Didn't Know Lewiston's Environmental Health" for more on these award winning contemptuous actions.



-- Edited by NuclearLou at 20:21, 2005-12-04

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