Our crazy mail lady

kspeer · Senior Member

Our crazy mail lady

Mindcrime · Guru

Tell her yuo have good news. She could save a ton on money on car insurance by LEARNING TO DRIVE.

RattyJenn · Senior Member

Hee hee hee....access to your box....It must've been hard to not laugh at that!

But she sounds like one of those people who probably wouldn't get it, or not find it amusing.

kspeer · Senior Member

I did laugh right in her face, and that really pissed her off!

NYCOWIFE · Veteran Member

LOL too funny....your mail lady must be related to ours.

In our old house....we had no ditches and she used to weave way into my yard while going to the neighbors mailbox and make ruts in our lawn. I got really aggravated with fixing the ruts so I got some decorative landscaping rocks and placed them on the lawn like 4-5 feet off of the road on the lawn. You should of heard the loud banging noise they made when she STILL drove over them...all I could say was boy thats good for your rocker panels! THEN she would complain to me that the rocks were there~ my reply was why are you driving on my lawn when there is a perfectly smooth paved road out there to use?

One week I got no mail at all! On like the 5th day I got a "warning card" that there was debri in the road that was obstructing the mail lady from delivering. It was about dark when I pulled this out of my mail box and read it ( yea I wondered how she was able to get through this so called "debri" to put that card in there lol) I searched for this debri near my mail box----found nothing...I even went inside and got a flash light to assure that I wasn't missing something. I then headed down to the post master and asked her what the gig was with this lady. The post master told me that the mail lady told her ( are ya ready for this?)---there was some broken glass in the MIDDLE of the road and she was NOT about to drive through it and ruin her tires. I was shocked! LOL Of course I immediately quit my job to stay home and become a full time road sweeper to assure that the road was clean and clear of ALL debri that would upset this woman.....lol

There are tons of stories about what we call our "mail dilema" it is nuts to think that this happens everywhere...HMMMMM...and I thought I was the only one!

Maybe we should start a support group!

jspeer · Guru

I forgot to mention that I must have brought her wrath upon myself since I complained about our mail showing up OPENED before. I went to the post office and showed the guy at the desk before, and he said it was impossible! "If it were to show up here or become damaged while in our possession, we stamp it damaged." I said, well there's one more person touching it after you, and what is her interest in my mail? It was mostly just bills she opened! Our mail is delivered opened at least once a week, and I've complained 3 times. I figured she must get her jollies that way, so I gave up.

When she threatened me with not delivering the mail, I said "so don't". There's nothing you can deliver that I can't get online. You are becoming obsolete!

This is KSPEER, I don't feel like switching the log in and all that crap!

-- Edited by jspeer at 12:06, 2006-01-02

NYCOWIFE · Veteran Member

Geesh....that is too funny! Isn't it in her job description to deliver mail? And with the whole office in your town has lost it!

There are Postal inspectors ( off site & and not in ca-hoots with the office lol) ....have you tried contacting them?

Jim Hufnagel · Senior Member

I used to call the P.O. and complain, but then it occurred to me, you know it's a tough job these rural mailpeople have. I often see my mail lady eating her lunch at the side of the road. So I started leaving little gifts in the mailbox during the holiday season, planted flowers at the base of the mailbox to brighten her day, greet her with a smile and a hello when I happen to be out there at the time she pulls up. You'd be amazed at what a little human kindness can do.

nuclearlou · Senior Member

DITTO NYCOWIFE's Postal Inspector route! Their power is absolute and incredible. Want your mail delivered properly, you know like they're paid to do..? Call the Inspectors!

Send yourself some letters and photograph the sealed flap as you put them into public mail boxes for post. Then, if they turn up opened at your house....Hmm?

If too timid to try the Postal Inspector route, you could try leaving a nice little assortment of expensive cookies, you could also try jewelery and or gold bullion--(that should work), a set of keys to a new car or house on the beach, a short stack of your most valuable stock certs., $100. and Up gift certs., and if a postal mail-lady-woman, a fur coat is always nice...monkey fur might be a bit much, all things considered but worth the try I suppose to show sincerity and as an offering of human kindness.

-- Edited by nuclearlou at 11:28, 2006-01-03

Jim Hufnagel · Senior Member

Hey, Look everybody,

Lou Riccuiti the Asshole

is back!

jspeer · Guru

Jim Hufnagel wrote:

Hey, Look everybody,
Lou Riccuiti the Asshole
is back!

WOW! Was that called for? At least you had the balls to use your own name.

Jim Hufnagel · Senior Member

Hi Jimmy: Was this called for?

Jim Hufnagel

Senior Member

Posts: 165
Date: Tue Jan 3 12:05 PM, 2006
Views: 15

Happy New Year to you.

RE: Our crazy mail lady

Hey, Look everybody,

Lou Riccuiti the Asshole

is back!

__________________
"If you promise not to pray in my schools, I promise not to think in your church"

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RICCIUTI

????????????????????

You are an odd one. That's certain Jim Hufnagel. Do you mean me? The name is incorrect so who knows?

I do know that there is a Riccuiti that is a recently released felon, so I wouldn't want to mess with him and use HIS name. Just a thought Jim.

Jim Hufnagel · Senior Member

nuclearlou wrote:

The name is incorrect so who knows? I do know that there is a Riccuiti that is a recently released felon, so I wouldn't want to mess with him and use HIS name. Just a thought Jim.

You don't have the balls to "mess" with anybody, you worthless piece of cowardly shiit.

-- Edited by Jim Hufnagel at 15:03, 2006-01-03

nuclearlou · Senior Member

Jimmy : In an earlier posting you stated that you knew where I lived. Why not come on over for a coffee and we'll straighten this right out? I'm open and available to discuss this with you. You seem so full of anger and real rage. Why is that? Something a little too tight? Loosen up. Or it up.

-- Edited by nuclearlou at 15:32, 2006-01-03

Jim Hufnagel · Senior Member

Go F*U*C*K yourself, Riccuiti.

And the f*u*c*k*p*i*g can suck my cock in hell.

Jim Hufnagel · Senior Member

Mr. Jim Hufnagel:

YOU seem SO Agitated and UPTight. Why iS that?

It's a new year Bud--you're going to grind your teeth right out of your head. That's not good. WHO is this personal reference that you keep interjecting in your posts? Why not just say who it is you are referencing.

THAT seems SO cowardly.
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One time Wilson school board candidate Jim Hufnagel writes-

Jim Hufnagel

Senior Member

Posts: 169
Date: Tue Jan 3 3:25 PM, 2006
Views: 18

Quote | ReplyRE: Our crazy mail lady

Go F*U*C*K yourself, Riccuiti.

And the f*u*c*k*p*i*g can suck my cock in hell.

__________________
"I promise not to think..." Jim Hufnagel

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I just don't understand all this nasty-nasty Jimmy. Say whatever it is that you mean. I promise I won't get upset. I DO understand and will ask others to pray for you.

-- Edited by nuclearlou at 17:00, 2006-01-03

jspeer · Guru

All right guys let's make this a clean fight. No hitting below the belt or in the back of the head. When I tell you to break, THAT MEANS BREAK! If a fighter is knocked down goto the neutral corner. Good Luck to both of you and when the bell rings come out FIGHTING!...Michael Buffer enters the ring. Ladies and Gentlemen tonights contest has been brought to you by Punch Out Promotions (JSpeer's promotions co.) and ScottLeffler.Com And is Sponsored by the following, All Pro Inspections (John Villella) Confer Plastics ( Bob Confer) and J Speer Renovations.( of course Me!) This will be a 10 round title fight in the 175 lb weight class and will be for the ScottLeffler.Com Light Heavy Weight Belt and bragging rights. "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!" DING! DING! The fighters come out and touch gloves.......you make you own ending!

nuclearlou · Senior Member

jspeer wrote:

come out and touch gloves.......

NOT UNTIL 'someone' washes their hands!!

LOL!

THOROUGHLY.

shermanwlvl · Senior Member

WELL I WAS GOING TO TELL KSPEER TO ASK HER POSTAL LADY WHY DIDN'T SHE SAVE MONEY BY GOING TO GIECO, WELL MUST NOT, BUT THEN ITS LIKE I WENT TO A WEBSITE AND FIGHT BROKE OUT.

I BELEAVE YOU BOTH SOULD SAY SORRY TO KSPEER, SHE STARTS A STORY AND QUOTE ABOUT HER MAIL LADY AND A FIRE WAS LIT, AND YOUR BOTH SMOKING.

NOW FOR MR. LOU THANK YOU FOR CLEAN LANG.

MR. JIM I AGREE WITH JSPEER, A LITTLE OUT OF LINE.

(I AM A BOXING MANAGER JUST GIVE ME A CALL LOL)

nuclearlou · Senior Member

Hey Ray. Happy New Year!

KSpeer. I'm sorry. I thought I was giving good advice about photographing the flap thing and contacting inspectors. Best, NuclearLou

ShermanWLVL wrote--

I BELEAVE YOU BOTH SOULD SAY SORRY TO KSPEER, SHE STARTS A STORY AND QUOTE ABOUT HER MAIL LADY AND A FIRE WAS LIT, AND YOUR BOTH SMOKING.

NOW FOR MR. LOU THANK YOU FOR CLEAN LANG.

"A little out of line"....??

YOU'RE WELCOME Ray! I feel that there is a fine line that shouldn't be crossed.

I'm sorry-again but I really don't feel sincere with my first apology--unless KS wants it that is. Then I'll happily give it sincerely. I added the humorous bit at the end of my first post here, after giving a couple of serious suggestions that I thought were maybe of value to KSpeer. Oh well.

I NEVER expected a response like the one that was given to me (did you read all of the threads-?)

Now Ray.., as far as fanning any fires or smoking goes.., I've got the fire extinguisher ready after your "manager" comment.

Now, now, now :) If you'll take 01% to be manager, you're hired.

-- Edited by nuclearlou at 08:52, 2006-01-06

shermanwlvl · Senior Member

lou your all right, and your even funny, but by saying sorry your truly a man. we may just have to hook this manager idea up so keep me in mind. but did i hear right . that jspeer guy maybe ref, well all it comes down to is get the stripes JOE.

jspeer · Guru

One of my best friends is a class 3 ref, Robby D'Angelo. I'm sure he would do it for free just to see a good fight. Rob trains fighters at Seishin Kan Karate School. We used to own Lock City Boxing together along with Bill "The Energizer Bunny" Timkey. Bill has moved on but Robby and me have still kept things alive. Robby is one of the best, most honest people I have ever met. He's married to Vicki Verity D'Angelo who is also a ref. The two of them together just bring a smile to your face! I know this sounds like a plug but HEY!...my friends mean alot to me. I guess my A.D.D is kickin' in tonight(waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic!) or maybe it's the wine with Kels! LOL!

-- Edited by jspeer at 10:29, 2006-01-07