| Needs electrical shock treatment |
| 0.0% |
| Has fallen behind on taking meds |
| 0.0% |
| Needs to speak with someone who is really caring |
| 0.0% |
| Will never change |
| 0.0% |
| Has been in the sun too long |
| 0.0% |
| Smoked Aunties Stash |
| 0.0% |
| Was head injured by himself |
| 0.0% |
| Dropped on head at birth |
| 0.0% |
| Should be criminally charged with Dumb |
| 0.0% |
| Took Mom to Prom |
| 0.0% |
| Suffers from a syphilletic form of Dementia |
| 0.0% |
| Wears dresses OFTEN |
| 0.0% |
| Can't ever play Golf Again--new insurance rules |
| 0.0% |
| Has head up inside a pack animal |
| 0.0% |
| Was drafted into the French Foreign Car Legion - Tire Inflator, Knob Polish |
| 0.0% |
| Could be Alien - both Foreign, Domestic and other planetary |
| 0.0% |
| Loves Little Children a little 2 much |
| 0.0% |
| Was never in the military and therefore hates the National Guard |
| 0.0% |
| And Lastly-At number 20, or One--YOU BE Da JUDGE--Lost pants in a fixed card game and is now afraid to be seen away from behind desk? |
| 100.0% |