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jspeer


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You got em post your own now, Dovey.

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"You got em post your own now, Dovey."
  





13)
On my way to the fair,
I met seven jugglers and a bear
Every juggler had three cats,
Every cat had three rats,
Every rat had two mice,
All the mice had nine lice,
Lice, mice, rats and cats,
Seven jugglers and a bear,
How many in all were going to the fair?

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Just you that you've mentioned ...

So, one.

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"Just you that you've mentioned ... So, one."
      you have won....your it...

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"What number can you subtract half from to obtain a result that is zero?"

The number is 8 not 0, sorry Dovey! I have to take a star away.

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" The number is 8 not 0, sorry Dovey! I have to take a star away."
     I am sorry but is that not a indian giver..I will not be destared

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What gets bigger as you feed it ... but no matter how much you feed it, will always be hungry? It doesn't digest food - but rather consumes it.

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Unions?LOL

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"What gets bigger as you feed it ... but no matter how much you feed it, will always be hungry? It doesn't digest food - but rather consumes it."
         a grocery store?

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Unions is not the answer I was looking for ... nor is a grocery store. Sorry. Try again.

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     A garbage dump?

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"What gets bigger as you feed it ... but no matter how much you feed it, will always be hungry? It doesn't digest food - but rather consumes it."
Fire?

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"Fire? "
That's the answer. Looks like you're next, MC.

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The one who made it, doesn't want it,


The one who bought it, doesn't need it,


The one who brought it, doesn't use it,


The one who does, doesn't know it.


What is it? 



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I thought this was going over to NON Sequitur?

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"The one who made it, doesn't want it,
The one who bought it, doesn't need it,
The one who brought it, doesn't use it,
The one who does, doesn't know it.
What is it?  "

The suspense is killing me! You might have to build me a coffin, MC!

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I'd happy to....right after you post a new riddle for us

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Can you guys take this over to NON-SEQUITUR?

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     now i can play again ,riddles ty scott,now MrE-Mailer can not yell at me...riddle away

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2. Why do statues and paintings of  George Washington always show him standing?

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Because he can never lie.

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Prize is one free Taco napkin AND straw at the Bell of your choice!


A riddle -


If Tarzan's Cheetah was the child of someone's sister here and that sister only had one brother, say named Jim, what would that make him?



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"Prize is one free Taco napkin AND straw at the Bell of your choice! A riddle - If Tarzan's Cheetah was the child of someone's sister here and that sister only had one brother, say named Jim, what would that make him?"
Sorry can't answer that. This is a family site. anonymous II

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The riddle put to Homer by fishermen in Ios, said to be the cause of his death:


What we caught we threw away; what we didn't catch, we kept




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As Ios died, many here, especially anonymous creatures, shall also contract--the curse of the lice, or NIT!


LOLOLOL!


NIT- the egg of a parasitic insect (as a louse), also, the young insect.


WIT-.,: at a loss for a means of solving a problem.


NIT.WIT-(not one word)-a flighty stupid person.


Where can I get a copy of that test you guys are taking?



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