I tried to find a similar thing to the "It's hard to be a Republican," thing, but alas - no luck.

We'll have to start our own.

You have to believe that ...

• 1) Murderers on death row are worth saving, but unborn infants are not.
  
• 2) It's okay for Barney or Big Bird to teach your kids ... but it's not okay for Jesus to.
  
• 3) Gasoline powered SUVs are evil, but your electricity sucking laptop, cell phone, PDA and more don't hurt the environment at all.
  

Okay, that's a start. You'll have to add on if you want more.