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Scott Leffler

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Date: Thu Sep 15 1:58 PM, 2005

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20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick By Kate Lorenz, CareerBuilder.com Editor I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died. Notice the bolded ones. Sound like a talk show host you know? Want the rest of the story? link __________________ - Scott Leffler - Host and Moderator

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Date: Sat Sep 17 2:07 AM, 2005

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My unions on strike again, My dog ate my work boots and last but not least... I was a guest on Scott Leffler's Dialog this morning and I lost track of time. __________________

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Date: Thu Sep 29 7:13 PM, 2005

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I had to walk all the way in to work and boy are my barrels killing me. __________________

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