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Here's some links devoted to the most festive and fiendish of holidays...


http://toilette-humor.com/carve.html


http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/sk/skl.html


http://calsgallery2.250free.com/p/p40a.exe


 



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Here's my Halloween avatar! Like it?

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WITH JIM HUFNIGEL's new EXPLODING HEAD AVATAR -


WOULD YOU VOTE THIS MAN on Your SCHOOL BAORD?


 Jim. We like your new EXPLODING HEAD avatar fine. It is one of the more disgusting avatars  seen to date. Thought so much of it,  saved it and your post here, along with your name attached for future use and reference--by parents everywhere. Have a safe Halloween and don't eat too many school aged children....


What's your next school board campaign slogan? "Vote for me and I'll kill your kids?" Nice avatar Jim. Really nice. You have the nerve to post this most sickening avatar and then you call anyone a bully?


I guess I'd prefer be whatever you could call me--rather than being you. No, second thought, no guess.


SEE EXPLODING HEAD Avatar---


JIM HUFNAGEL FOR SCHOOL BOARD--Sure.


During the Wilson School Board Election, Jim Hufnagel wrote:


"If you live in the Wilson school district, I respectfully ask for your vote." If not, I will make your head explode.


Jim Hufnagel


751-3877


225 Ontario Street, Wilson NY 14172


Education: BS, 1981, Biology, Cornell University. MBA, 1986, Computer Information Systems, City University of New York


Can you state what your educational philosophy is? I believe that in a free and democratic society we are obligated to provide young people with the tools necessary for them to be productive citizens  AND THE FREEDOM TO SHOW THE LITTLEST OF KIDS FRIGHTENING IMAGES OF EXPLODING HEADS.


Life is far more complicated today with EXPLODING HEADS than it was for the previous generation. For example, facility has become an essential requirement for not only most careers, but  I'D LIKE TO PROVIDE KIDS WITH THE TOOLS NEEDED TO EXPLODE HEADS INTO PIECES FOR GENERATIONS to come..


If elected, what would be your main goal to achieve over the course of your three year term?


1)  My main goal is for Wilson to remain the top-ranked school system in Niagara County BY PROVIDING EXPLODING HEADS,


2)      Secondarily, I will not vote “Yes” on any budget except one I will keep--IN BLOWING UP HEADS.


Why I want to sit on the Wilson Central School District Board:


There is a need for more sophisticated, thoughtful people on the school board. Having a graduate business degree IN EXPLODING HEADS, working in academia and business for many years, serving on boards of community organizations MAKING THEIR HEADS EXPLODE, and other life experiences I have had BY MYSELF, make me the most qualified candidate subject to MY OWN consideration. I WOULD BE THE MOST SUITED BECAUSE WHEN I'M DONE EVERYONE'S HEAD EXPLODES.



I cannot abide the school budget, in combination with the property assessments. It’s not fair to us who work hard to pay the bills, to go out to our mailbox  THAT WILL CAUSE FURTHER HEADS TO EXPLODE. Like Mr. Moyer, I am not afraid to be the sole in a roomful NO MATTER HOW MANY SKULLS EXPLODE.


 


In terms of the quality education , while I understand Board members have the ultimate responsibility for the performance of the school system, it is clear that Dr. Wendt and his staff, and the principals and teachers of Wilson Central School have this excellent  asset for EXPLODING HEADS.



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Jim Hufnagel wrote:


Here's my Halloween avatar! Like it?

Now that shows imagination!

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A little TOO much imagination, don't you think? Who would show this to a child? This isn't even in the private area!

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'Scanners' was cool...


 Here's some more spooky links, most have cool music, so be sure the sound is on:


http://dedge.com/flash/hangman/   Fun game


http://www.deviantart.com/view/23252207/  Awesome cartoon


http://www.alldumb.com/item/12202/  Dumb, but still kinda funny


http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/halloween.htm (OK, OK, this is the only scary one...)


http://www.dedge.com/flash/hunt/scavenger.html   Another fun game


http://www.halloweeneve.com/ Figures I'd find this AFTER I moved away...



-- Edited by Mindcrime at 07:52, 2005-10-30

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Someone else already used that avatar on this site. Happy Halloween.

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I don't think so JS. You may have mistaken this one for another MTV generation short attention span violent avatar but I'd have to disagree. I would have remembered seeing this one I'm pretty sure. I've cleaned brains up after a shotgun blast to someone's head. You don't easily forget that sort of thing. No. This avatar I don't remember. Anyone for late lunch?

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It's not real...it's just special effects.

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I don't see a problem with the avatar given that tomorrow is Halloween. Kids old enough to read this site should understand it is all in good fun.

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WITH JIM HUFNIGEL's new EXPLODING HEAD AVATAR - WOULD YOU VOTE THIS MAN on Your SCHOOL BAORD?  Jim. We like your new EXPLODING HEAD avatar fine. It is one of the more disgusting avatars  seen to date. Thought so much of it,  saved it and your post here, along with your name attached for future use and reference--by parents everywhere. Have a safe Halloween and don't eat too many school aged children.... What's your next school board campaign slogan? "Vote for me and I'll kill your kids?" Nice avatar Jim. Really nice....


Lamest. Post. Ever.


It's a measly AVATAR. Is it worth using to further your own political agenda? Is that the only ammo you have against this man, his frigging avatar? Your side's already lost. Do you really think people are going to make judgments about someone based on an internet alias? Grow up. It's Halloween. No one is going to join your lame-ass crusade against J.H. because of a 2-second gif.    Dork.


And for the record, children are best served when school-aged, perhaps with some fava beans and a nice chianti...



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I think this MindCrime is a wise one, well said.

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The first guy shot himself in the head with a 12 guage shotgun in the basement of a house on Spruce. 714? 701? Sometimes you remember addresses and sometimes not. His kids were upstairs and his wife was in the kitchen just over the blast. It was a solid old house with thick oak floors and rough cut wood beams. It was once plumbed for natural gas lights and the ceiling of the basement still had pieces of the little black pipe in place.


There was blood and face pieces and grey matter and pink brains hanging like dripping wax coming down from the wooden floor joists. The nooks and crannies forming right angles in the basement ceiling wood joinery acted like a catcher's mitt for bodily fluids and specs of flesh too tiny to identify.


The brain matter was stuck in little pieces on the cobwebs overhead. The newly washed laundry had tie-dead patterns on it from what had happened across the room.


When he found out his wife was cheating on him that was it.


BTW, when someone blows off their head with a shotgun, it pretty much gets blown right off. Just like in the Jim Hufnagel avatar. Hey DickCrime, it wasn't an alias BTW, he uses his own name..DUH!


If the end of the shotgun barrel is placed in the mouth and slanted slightly upward toward the roof of the mouth and toward the back of the head, an interesting thing happens. The blast first blows off most of the upper jaw, the eyes, nose and top of the skull and front of the face before releasing an incredible amount of brain tissue. Mostly draining and sucking out the entire brain case itself of all 'meat' in the process.


If the muzzle of the weapon is placed just right, the entire skull, brain and all facial features simply disappear. Gone. Nothing but a U shaped hollow hole, and of course, because the blast happens within the skull itself, the skin around the ears and the side of the face remains attached to the skulls pieces ("U") shaped that are left right where the ears are. Really. Just like a hollow "U" with ears. 


If the spine is not blown away by the blast placement, the remains of the head "U" shaped thing stick out of the neck remaining in an anotomically correct position with the ears attached and everything! Mmm. It's like some giant ice-cream scooper took out about 6/8ths of the head and completely away--Just like some of you creepy F#*$s.


Oh, and there is another thing--The Smell. When the shotgun shell ignites, the gunpowder creates an unmistakable smell of cordite or whatever the exact compound is that explodes, propelling the bullet, buck-shot, pellets or whatever down and out the barrel. A lot of you may know this and have had that smell in your nostrils at one time or another either when hunting, target shooting or just from plinking around at tin cans. When the blast leaves the end of the muzzle of the shotgun, it instantly vaporizes a good portion of the brain matter, fatty tissue and bone in the front of head, eyes, teeth--lots of proteins. Mmm, The Aroma. Or, kind of like an Aura-oma, considering it's the brain now floating around literally in thin air.


o, o, THAT Smell--mix the smell of one-part burning gunpowder, with the greasy fat smell of one-part under-cooked flesh that has been made prematurely airborne as tiny misty particulate, and the air itself smells and tastes waxy, "moist" and metallic all at once. A little bit like when you blow a candle out--just add the flesh. It's a smell and taste in the back of your throat and in your nose that you wouldn't easily forget. Mmm. I don't like the F$&%'ing avatar. I don't like the guy that uses it. And Now I don't %#$^%$_ like YOU!


Because you asses insist on making me relive ONE of these times--and you don't get to make that smell-taste olfactory indentification for yourself until the SECOND time around smelling-tasting it, just because it is such and odd aroma-pallette treat, I think you should all have this cleanup experience at least once in your meaningless lives... Anyway, Most of you pukes who like this postage sized repugnant graphic avatar would throw up in your own ice-cream bowls and pass out like fairy-princesses-pink if you EVER even looked in on something like this just once.


 I don't know one of you that could choke it back and stomach the scene. Not one a You Boys.


The avatar sucks (that's why J.H. uses it), he sucks (most already know this M.C.theD.H. must not) and so does anyone else who thinks easy of this sickening gif. Take your fava beans Mindcrime, along with your nice bottle of chianti and stick them in the can. You'd enjoy that, Shirley. Maybe you could film it (if you haven't already) and create a gif for us of you jammin that wicker while your kids skip-rope in the background.


That's one I'd kind of really like. Your avatar and you, both seem like real Cuties.


I'm the one from the other thread that had the dog in Reno. Now ask yourself why I know about kindness to animals and the smell of vaporized brains?  Have a nice Halloween and sleep tight.  Hole 



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I am a volunteer EMT and have never seen a suicide or had to clean one up. I don't think the avatar was well thought out. And now knowing the facts I agree it should be removed. I'm sure Mr. H didn't mean to offend anyone. And I wish you well and hope you can some day forget those nasty memories.

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The first guy shot himself in the head with a 12 guage shotgun in the basement of a house on Spruce. 714? 701? Sometimes you remember addresses and sometimes not. His kids were upstairs and his wife was in the kitchen just over the blast. It was a solid old house with thick oak floors and rough cut wood beams. It was once plumbed for natural gas lights and the ceiling of the basement still had pieces of the little black pipe in place. There was blood and face pieces and grey matter and pink brains hanging like dripping wax coming down from the wooden floor joists. The nooks and crannies forming right angles in the basement ceiling wood joinery acted like a catcher's mitt for bodily fluids and specs of flesh too tiny to identify. The brain matter was stuck in little pieces on the cobwebs overhead. The newly washed laundry had tie-dead patterns on it from what had happened across the room. When he found out his wife was cheating on him that was it. BTW, when someone blows off their head with a shotgun, it pretty much gets blown right off. Just like in the Jim Hufnagel avatar. Hey DickCrime, it wasn't an alias BTW, he uses his own name..DUH! If the end of the shotgun barrel is placed in the mouth and slanted slightly upward toward the roof of the mouth and toward the back of the head, an interesting thing happens. The blast first blows off most of the upper jaw, the eyes, nose and top of the skull and front of the face before releasing an incredible amount of brain tissue. Mostly draining and sucking out the entire brain case itself of all 'meat' in the process. If the muzzle of the weapon is placed just right, the entire skull, brain and all facial features simply disappear. Gone. Nothing but a U shaped hollow hole, and of course, because the blast happens within the skull itself, the skin around the ears and the side of the face remains attached to the skulls pieces ("U") shaped that are left right where the ears are. Really. Just like a hollow "U" with ears.  If the spine is not blown away by the blast placement, the remains of the head "U" shaped thing stick out of the neck remaining in an anotomically correct position with the ears attached and everything! Mmm. It's like some giant ice-cream scooper took out about 6/8ths of the head and completely away--Just like some of you creepy F#*$s. Oh, and there is another thing--The Smell. When the shotgun shell ignites, the gunpowder creates an unmistakable smell of cordite or whatever the exact compound is that explodes, propelling the bullet, buck-shot, pellets or whatever down and out the barrel. A lot of you may know this and have had that smell in your nostrils at one time or another either when hunting, target shooting or just from plinking around at tin cans. When the blast leaves the end of the muzzle of the shotgun, it instantly vaporizes a good portion of the brain matter, fatty tissue and bone in the front of head, eyes, teeth--lots of proteins. Mmm, The Aroma. Or, kind of like an Aura-oma, considering it's the brain now floating around literally in thin air. o, o, THAT Smell--mix the smell of one-part burning gunpowder, with the greasy fat smell of one-part under-cooked flesh that has been made prematurely airborne as tiny misty particulate, and the air itself smells and tastes waxy, "moist" and metallic all at once. A little bit like when you blow a candle out--just add the flesh. It's a smell and taste in the back of your throat and in your nose that you wouldn't easily forget. Mmm. I don't like the F$&%'ing avatar. I don't like the guy that uses it. And Now I don't %#$^%$_ like YOU! Because you asses insist on making me relive ONE of these times--and you don't get to make that smell-taste olfactory indentification for yourself until the SECOND time around smelling-tasting it, just because it is such and odd aroma-pallette treat, I think you should all have this cleanup experience at least once in your meaningless lives... Anyway, Most of you pukes who like this postage sized repugnant graphic avatar would throw up in your own ice-cream bowls and pass out like fairy-princesses-pink if you EVER even looked in on something like this just once.  I don't know one of you that could choke it back and stomach the scene. Not one a You Boys. The avatar sucks (that's why J.H. uses it), he sucks (most already know this M.C.theD.H. must not) and so does anyone else who thinks easy of this sickening gif. Take your fava beans Mindcrime, along with your nice bottle of chianti and stick them in the can. You'd enjoy that, Shirley. Maybe you could film it (if you haven't already) and create a gif for us of you jammin that wicker while your kids skip-rope in the background. That's one I'd kind of really like. Your avatar and you, both seem like real Cuties. I'm the one from the other thread that had the dog in Reno. Now ask yourself why I know about kindness to animals and the smell of vaporized brains?  Have a nice Halloween and sleep tight.  Hole 






Plagarism is a crime you know. If this experience offended you so much, why did you go into precise literary detail, almost like you're reveling in it? You don't write like someone who was sickened by this sight, you write like you copied it out of a graphic novel and added your own comments, because the writing style suddenly morphs.


Let me tell you about me. I've done a lot of special effects work in my time, mostly associated with Halloween. I know how to make a wound 'look' real, how to accurately depict an abrasion, hanging flesh, stabbings, etc. That avatar was the result of a cast head with a plaster frame. It was filled with molded B-gelatin, baking powder, corn syrup, and good old red dye #5. The skin was cast in latex, then painted and wigged. In the back of the dummies head they used a small explosive charge, just at the base of the artifical skull. The detonation was beautifully spliced into the film to look exactly like the actor. Notice how the skin from the face and sides folds forward from the blast? Exquisite!


My point is that J.H.'s avatar is from a movie. It's not real. It is farce. It is pretense. It is a special effect.


Assuming you didn't just yank your slightly flawed description out of an R.L. Stine novel and it really happened, I can't help that you're offended by a depiction of an exploding head. Everybody's offended by something. My friend is offended by Nazi's. My boss is offended by religious displays. My uncle hates foul language. Scott is offended by people who put words in his mouth (plus it's unsanitary). I'm offended that you're ruining an otherwise fun Halloween thread with your selfish plea for attention. If you don't like your job and what you have to deal with, then quit and become a florist or something.


         That is art...



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Your Great MC!

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"Your great M.C.?" Hey anononymous, how about "you're?" As in "You Are."


Halloween or not the image is pretty bad and does it really matter that it's "not real?" There's an objection and I have to agree that the gif is pretty gross graphically.


What about those who didn't see the movie Scanners or know that the gif is "not real or just Fx?" An objection was   


If anyone uses a "not real" avatar that showed some other abhorrant activity--let's say that it was an animation of something really gross and socially unacceptable, would it still be ok to post just because it was an animation? What if it was a really good and life-like rendition of O.J. slitting a blonde's throat from ear to ear all the way to the spine. Would that be acceptable to you because it "isn't real?" How do you know what aged children might walk by my computer screen? I'm not on an otherwise visually offensive site. Why use this for Halloween or at any time, after someone expresses what was just expressed? Sounds pretty tough. Why push it?


As far as you saying that the person's objection was "lame," I don't think that I would want this guy in charge of any kids anywhere either. Think about it... Your's?



-- Edited by NuclearLou at 09:28, 2005-10-31

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No, he's great. Go be offended somewhere else. Everywhere you go these days there are people being offended by something. Hoping to be offended, looking to be offended, writing crap down in notebooks... it's B.S. 


btw, what four-letter word starts with a vowel? I can't think of one.



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Now I think MC and Phantom are or "r" great.You on the other hand may need to chill.

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Why him chill?  IM THE ONE THAT THINKS YOU'RE ALL  A#1 as$H01es !!

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NuclearLou wrote:


Halloween or not the image is pretty bad and does it really matter that it's "not real?" ..... Why use this for Halloween or at any time, after someone expresses what was just expressed?

Again it comes down to parental responsibility. If you're afraid of your kids seeing that, don't surf the net while they're around. Take some responsibility. It's not always someone else's fault. Are you one of those people who hopes children will go through life totally sheltered and never feel bad about anything, or experience anything potentially traumatizing? Do you expect them to never hear a bad word or see a nipple? Our fears build character and our emotions reflect that. It may be inappropriate on a thread labeled "Easter Bunnies" but with "Halloween" you have to expect that. Don't be afraid or embarrassed of emotions. It's natural.

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Why him chill?  IM THE ONE THAT THINKS YOU'RE ALL  A#1 as$H01es !!


I still think MC and phantom are great and they have the best costume's too!All the other A's


chill.Please it's Halloween!Eat some candy.Have fun.Enjoy the day.Smell the dry leaves.


Go have fun with your kids.



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How come the avatar that beats it's head until it bleeds is OK? Could it be that Anonymous does not have issue with that poster so it is fine?

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What about the bouncing blonde? I'm sure that offends someone. Or the guy dancing in his undies? Or the Penn Jolette mouthing a nasty phrase, cmon, get over it.


It's much ado about nothing, besides, I think there's an ulterior motive at work. Anon got nasty when no one agreed with his silly reason for badmouthing Mr. Hufnagel.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY



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Ok, I think you are so cool A.As for the other A,that one is great, too.Since we are all invisible we do not get an award.


Maybe we are the truth seeker's?    Only here for halloween?


Happy pumpkin day!



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