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Ex-Girlfriend Used Super Glue on Genitals
8:09 AM PST - Friday, November 04, 2005
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GREENSBURG, Pa.
A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.

"This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
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His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help.

He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.




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He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

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O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.


Um, I'm sorry, but first of all, why would you only get probation for assaulting someone? And second, who the hell would consent to that? The lawyer should be in jail, too.

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jspeer wrote:

He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish. Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help.:

  Well...at least she "remembers it" .  Unlike our Lorraina Bobbitt who (and I quote) "Cut off her husbands penis and UNKNOWINGLY threw it out the window"


  What the heck is wrong with these people now a days? 


  As for the lawyers saying it was consensual----don't know of ANYONE who would consent to this.... Crazy~



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