Non Sequitur

jspeer · jspeer

Ex-Girlfriend Used Super Glue on Genitals 8:09 AM PST - Friday, November 04, 2005 AP Staff GREENSBURG, Pa. A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey...

kspeer · kspeer

Two of the special effects guys have been eating at our restaurant every night since last Saturday. They sit at the bar and talk to the staff and owners for hours. The one guy doodles on a place mat the whole time. He is sooo talented! We've saved all his drawings. Maybe he'll be famous someday? But an...

Scott Leffler · Scott Leffler

For Thursday's show - in an effort to divorce myself from politics - I'm going to talk about customer service horror stories. I have a few of mine to share and I'm hoping that you'll share yours as well. But below is an email I got from a friend that really was the impetus of the show idea. If you'd like to add...

Scott Leffler · Scott Leffler

President Bush's speech at Rosa Park funeral - compliments of WeeklyRadioAddress.com

Jim Hufnagel · Jim Hufnagel

President Bush was in a cabinet meeting when Secretary Rumsfeld made the statement: "I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. President, but today in Iraq we lost three Brazilians." The President looked concerned for a few moments, and then asked, "How much money exactly is three Brazilians?"

Anonymous

Date: Tue Nov 1 9:35 AM, 2005 Views: 60 Quote | ReplyThe Tale of Two Sets of Books The Tale of Two Sets of Books is the story of small business in America today. Keeping one set for the tax people and another for yourself. That story begins later in the week with a report from a friendly-to-t...

Phantom · Phantom

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/a/214095.htm Now the Bushies are attacking FAKE news...

kspeer · kspeer

Pennsylvania Bill Bans Candies that Taste like Pot Some of the candies, like Stoner Pop, are merely flavored like marijuana. Monday, October 10, 2005 By ANYA SOSTEK - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Marijuana-flavored Stoner Pops ask customers to "taste the munchie goodness." A pl...

Mindcrime · Mindcrime

Story Link Happy 40th Birthday. To commemorate this anniversary, there's an addition planned for the Arch. I hear that, on the other side of the river, they're going to build a gigantic metal figure with a mallet.

RattyJenn · RattyJenn

Am I losing it, or has anyone else noticed that since the installation of all of the new stuff on Main Street in Lockport, the red lights on the side streets onto Main, ie Washburn, Elm, Church, etc have gotten waaaaaay longer??? I sat on Washburn waiting to make a left onto Main yesterday, and I swear to G...

kspeer · kspeer

I hear they're making the next Superman movie. It's a bird, it's a plane.......naw it's just a goofy black guy in a Superman suit. -- Edited by kspeer at 22:33, 2005-10-23 -- Edited b...

Scott Leffler · Scott Leffler

Top 10 stupid statements by Tom DeLay. 2) "So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War [url=ht...

shermanwlvl · shermanwlvl

If you know lockport at all, then maybe someone knows something i don't. but if not! theres a large empty spot by home depot, well if your facing depot its on your right hand side. well in your thoughts and veiws what should go in there?

Nukedlou · Nukedlou

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/Animation.asp?ID=124

Nukedlou · Nukedlou

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=138

Scott Leffler · Scott Leffler

Buffalo, New York (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of an Erie County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with chil...

jspeer · jspeer

WLVL has a Scapeletti's commercial on that is really funny... has anyone else heard it?

Nukedlou · Nukedlou

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=60

jspeer · jspeer

Democrat vs. Libertarian Back Date posted: 12 Sep 2002 Posted by: Mark D Valenti A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat is bu...

jspeer · jspeer

Governmentium Back Date posted: 10 Dec 2002 Posted by: John Kyle Governmentium Interesting scientific discovery: A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentat...

jspeer · jspeer

Apparently Some Victims More Equal Than Others In Eyes Of Media Back Author: Frederick Meekins Date posted: 08 Oct 2005 Posted by: Frederick Meekins It is said that justice is blind meaning since we are all created equal in the eyes of God we should be treated the same when it co...

kspeer · kspeer

Come visit us at the Oinktoberfest at the Pumpkin Farm in Clarence (Main St.) on Sat. 10/1. One Eyed Jack's will be there defending its rib champion crown from last year in this sanctioned BBQ competition. I will be your Biergarten host for the day, come have a cold one! 11AM - 9PM, see ya there!

niagaranow · niagaranow

Well, the day is finally arrived! Farewell to years of listening to the daily talkshow! Due to work restraints, I guess I'll have to break down and donate to the Podcast Fund! It is going to be like missing an old friend.....many of them in fact. Thanks to all who have made me laugh, made m...

Scott Leffler · Scott Leffler

Apparently, some military-trained dolphins may have gone missing after Hurricane Katrina. story link This is the straight dope. Completely unbelievable ... but not a joke.

Scott Leffler · Scott Leffler

20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick By Kate Lorenz, CareerBuilder.com Editor I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken ide...

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	Bad day? I betcha' this guys was worse. (Preview) Ex-Girlfriend Used Super Glue on Genitals 8:09 AM PST - Friday, November 04, 2005 AP Staff GREENSBURG, Pa. A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey...	jspeer	2	360	Fri Nov 11 10:36 PM, 2005 by NYCOWIFE
	Hallmark commercial (Preview) Two of the special effects guys have been eating at our restaurant every night since last Saturday. They sit at the bar and talk to the staff and owners for hours. The one guy doodles on a place mat the whole time. He is sooo talented! We've saved all his drawings. Maybe he'll be famous someday? But an...	kspeer	0	298	Fri Nov 11 10:53 AM, 2005 by kspeer
	Customer Service Horror Story (Preview) For Thursday's show - in an effort to divorce myself from politics - I'm going to talk about customer service horror stories. I have a few of mine to share and I'm hoping that you'll share yours as well. But below is an email I got from a friend that really was the impetus of the show idea. If you'd like to add...	Scott Leffler	3	344	Thu Nov 10 5:12 PM, 2005 by NYCOWIFE
	President's speech at Rosa Park funeral ... (Preview) President Bush's speech at Rosa Park funeral - compliments of WeeklyRadioAddress.com	Scott Leffler	4	345	Sun Nov 6 10:55 AM, 2005 by jspeer
	Bush joke (Preview) President Bush was in a cabinet meeting when Secretary Rumsfeld made the statement: "I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. President, but today in Iraq we lost three Brazilians." The President looked concerned for a few moments, and then asked, "How much money exactly is three Brazilians?"	Jim Hufnagel	13	503	Tue Nov 1 11:43 PM, 2005 by Mindcrime
	silly (Preview) Date: Tue Nov 1 9:35 AM, 2005 Views: 60 Quote \| ReplyThe Tale of Two Sets of Books The Tale of Two Sets of Books is the story of small business in America today. Keeping one set for the tax people and another for yourself. That story begins later in the week with a report from a friendly-to-t...	Anonymous	1	295	Tue Nov 1 7:52 PM, 2005 by Anonymous
	White House vs. The Onion (Preview) http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/a/214095.htm Now the Bushies are attacking FAKE news...	Phantom	0	287	Mon Oct 31 9:27 AM, 2005 by Phantom
	Stoner pops - that's funny! (Preview) Pennsylvania Bill Bans Candies that Taste like Pot Some of the candies, like Stoner Pop, are merely flavored like marijuana. Monday, October 10, 2005 By ANYA SOSTEK - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Marijuana-flavored Stoner Pops ask customers to "taste the munchie goodness." A pl...	kspeer	5	529	Fri Oct 28 2:00 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	St. Louis Arch (Preview) Story Link Happy 40th Birthday. To commemorate this anniversary, there's an addition planned for the Arch. I hear that, on the other side of the river, they're going to build a gigantic metal figure with a mallet.	Mindcrime	2	320	Fri Oct 28 12:24 PM, 2005 by Phantom
	The new and improved Main St... (Preview) Am I losing it, or has anyone else noticed that since the installation of all of the new stuff on Main Street in Lockport, the red lights on the side streets onto Main, ie Washburn, Elm, Church, etc have gotten waaaaaay longer??? I sat on Washburn waiting to make a left onto Main yesterday, and I swear to G...	RattyJenn	5	352	Wed Oct 26 10:29 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	Will the real Superman please stand up? (Preview) I hear they're making the next Superman movie. It's a bird, it's a plane.......naw it's just a goofy black guy in a Superman suit. -- Edited by kspeer at 22:33, 2005-10-23 -- Edited b...	kspeer	1	311	Sun Oct 23 9:35 PM, 2005 by kspeer
	DeLay said ... (Preview) Top 10 stupid statements by Tom DeLay. 2) "So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War [url=ht...	Scott Leffler	4	317	Thu Oct 20 6:09 PM, 2005 by Anonymous
	fill the empty space (Preview) If you know lockport at all, then maybe someone knows something i don't. but if not! theres a large empty spot by home depot, well if your facing depot its on your right hand side. well in your thoughts and veiws what should go in there?	shermanwlvl	8	419	Wed Oct 19 12:09 PM, 2005 by shermanwlvl
	Ode to a beer (Preview) http://www.killsometime.com/animations/Animation.asp?ID=124	Nukedlou	2	306	Mon Oct 17 10:32 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	Hardest Where's Waldo Ever! (Preview) http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=138	Nukedlou	2	389	Mon Oct 17 10:21 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	From the Buffalo News ... (Preview) Buffalo, New York (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of an Erie County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with chil...	Scott Leffler	1	366	Sun Oct 16 6:13 AM, 2005 by Anonymous
	Scap's Tube Steak (Preview) WLVL has a Scapeletti's commercial on that is really funny... has anyone else heard it?	jspeer	4	597	Sat Oct 15 6:26 PM, 2005 by Anonymous
	Can you be hypnotized? (Preview) http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=60	Nukedlou	0	282	Sat Oct 15 4:29 PM, 2005 by Nukedlou
	Democrat vs. Libertarian (Preview) Democrat vs. Libertarian Back Date posted: 12 Sep 2002 Posted by: Mark D Valenti A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat is bu...	jspeer	0	278	Thu Oct 13 1:55 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	Discovery of a new Element (Preview) Governmentium Back Date posted: 10 Dec 2002 Posted by: John Kyle Governmentium Interesting scientific discovery: A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentat...	jspeer	0	275	Thu Oct 13 1:46 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	Harsh truth about the media (Preview) Apparently Some Victims More Equal Than Others In Eyes Of Media Back Author: Frederick Meekins Date posted: 08 Oct 2005 Posted by: Frederick Meekins It is said that justice is blind meaning since we are all created equal in the eyes of God we should be treated the same when it co...	jspeer	1	352	Thu Oct 13 1:42 PM, 2005 by jspeer
	Shameless Plug (Preview) Come visit us at the Oinktoberfest at the Pumpkin Farm in Clarence (Main St.) on Sat. 10/1. One Eyed Jack's will be there defending its rib champion crown from last year in this sanctioned BBQ competition. I will be your Biergarten host for the day, come have a cold one! 11AM - 9PM, see ya there!	kspeer	0	312	Fri Sep 30 10:16 PM, 2005 by kspeer
	Farewell Dialog ! (Preview) Well, the day is finally arrived! Farewell to years of listening to the daily talkshow! Due to work restraints, I guess I'll have to break down and donate to the Podcast Fund! It is going to be like missing an old friend.....many of them in fact. Thanks to all who have made me laugh, made m...	niagaranow	2	378	Fri Sep 30 7:18 AM, 2005 by kspeer
	Killer dolphins ... (Preview) Apparently, some military-trained dolphins may have gone missing after Hurricane Katrina. story link This is the straight dope. Completely unbelievable ... but not a joke.	Scott Leffler	14	453	Thu Sep 29 8:07 PM, 2005 by shughes
	Excuses to miss work ... (Preview) 20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick By Kate Lorenz, CareerBuilder.com Editor I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken ide...	Scott Leffler	2	337	Thu Sep 29 7:13 PM, 2005 by Anonymous
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